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Ryan Braun: Cool Affliction Shirt, Brah!

All right!  Welcome to Sports Worst Dressed, your clubhouse for the worst in the thens and nows of professional athlete fashion.

On this site we will be delving into the ugliest and lamest of our favorite players off-court and on-court apparel, and hopefully include some polls to have you help us in our quest to find the WORST DRESSED ATHLETE OF ALL-TIME!

We’re going to kick things off with an easy one… a man who has painted a mammoth Sailor Jerry inspired target on his chest.  It’s none other than The Brew Crew’s very own, Ryan Brah-un!

“It’s T-Shirt Time!”

Incidentally, it is also is collared shirt, and fall sweater time.

In the 4 year span of his career with the Brewers Braun has established himself as one of the premier Left Fielders in the game.  And although he saw a slight dip (only slight!) in production from his monstrous 2009 numbers, Braun stats are still gaudy, including a .307 career BA and 128 HR’s.

But you know what else is gaudy?  His bedazzled line of truck stop looking trashy Affliction t-shirts!  That’s right, Braun is also a designer, and has set about his work of creating “Situation” inspired threads that look like they’ve been puked on by someone with a stomach filled with Skittles, cotton candy, and Miller Lite.

“Who wants a Jager Bomb?”

I’m still targeting you in the first round of my Fantasy Draft, Ry… but the Tee’s make you look like a tool!  That’s a nice fireplace though.

You can order you very own Ryan Braun Custom T-shirt, here.

This one features a yawning kitty, an AWESOME Samurai warrior, and what appears to be authentic pigeon poop.

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